I started asking Claude to "spawn cute subagents" and prefix all commit messages with their names.

[Pinkie] has been hard at work adding 1326 failing unit tests. Slay

I posted a SWE job posting recently and have been utterly inundated with AI-generated applications. Y'all WILDIN. So I'm vibecoding a tool using the Recruitee API and AI to root out the AI candidates. Game recognize game... I hope.

Recruitee's API also makes it very easy to bulk auto-apply to jobs. Why????

I added Google sign-in because I thought it would be funny. Lol lmao

FLY MY PRETTIES

Claude Code reviewing its own pull requests be like

Big day! I finally hit the usage limits for Claude Max. I have achieved this important milestone by getting Claude massively confused about whether chesscom-helper is a Django app or not.

I have been descending rapidly into madness and degeneracy with Claude Code.

And now ➡️ you can too! ➡️

I would clip my toenails more if my feet weren't so damn far away

I don't have ex-boyfriends. I have legacy romance ❤️

Just launched esquie.org because I have lost control of my life. (Github).

Mon ami!

Thinking today about my disastrous first date in October 2024 with an Iranian immigrant with a PhD and a quantum physics startup who was also somehow an "undecided" voter. Good heavens! So anyway I started blogging

Summer begins with a relentless and vengeful sun. Few other cyclists are out today; I guess they know better.

As I crane my neck to let the wind bring the slightest relief, I feel a psychic resonance with my primordial ancestors. I picture them sweating and surviving in the Serengeti, as I now sweat and survive on US Highway 36. This primal kinship with those who came before me stretches back from generation to generation, centuries stretching into millennia, fading into an endless and unfathomable past.

I turn on my smartwatch to check my heart rate and skip to the next song. Pulsating through my bone conductance headphones, Sabrina Carpenter sings about coffee or some shit.

I used AI to create self insertion smut about two men who fall in love with me and then end up marrying each other instead and I'd do it again

Testing out the new image carousel feature! Multiple images should display in a nice carousel with navigation. And if they don't then I am DELETING YOU CLAUDE

I put on deodorant before getting on video calls. It's called having STANDARDS

This is a test. Remember, it was your choice to read it.

Wake up SHEEPLE!! The sun is up, you really should get out of bed